UP ON THE PEDESTAL

FELLOW CITIZENS!

Today is a revolutionary day! (applause)

Together, you and I will turn the world upside down and show everyone what we're made of! (roar of approval)

And do you have any idea how we're going to do this? (embarrassed silence...)

Oh, citizens! Today, for the
first time in the history
of our glorious blog since
its beloved founder put its
first stone on this holy ground,
we're going to UPLOAD THE
IMAGE ON THE RIGHT OFTHE TEXT!!! (the crowds go crazy with enthusiasm)