GRANDMOTHER

- Irene, is there any little boy that fancies you? Do you have a special friend?
- No, nonna. I only have NORMAL friends, you see...
- Uhmm. When I was your age, LOADS of boys fancied me. You know, I was one of the prettiest girls in town, and when there were dancing competitions everyone // [...]

- Have some more meat, ninìn.
- Thank you nonna, I'm not hungry anymore.
- WHAT?! What have you become??? You are not one of those...what are they called? Vegetarians, right?? You must be joking. Come on, have some meat!
- Nonna, really, I'm fine!
- If you want to grow you need my meat. Here you are. Two big pieces.

- Ninìn, tomorrow you'll be sick. Look at your neckline!
- What about my neckline, nonna?
- Get covered!!! Don't you know that the neck is very vulnerable?
- It's warm and sunny, nonna.
- That's what you think, but even if you don't feel it, trust me, it's also windy and tomorrow you'll be sick! Take this pullover.

You can't win when you play with grandmother.